BayCon 2015 looms on the horizon.  The increasing pace of email updates from the registration staff is bringing on flashbacks of the olden days, at BayCon 2014, when I fell deep into a gopher hole and didnât emerge until the sun was fading on Memorial Day.
That is, last year I was a Gopher/Gofer/Go-fer at my local science-fiction convention. (Spelling must remain inconsistent & unimportant in this instance.) This year, Iâm On Staff. Itâs remotely possible that the two conditions are related, what the docs call âcomorbid conditionsâ. Perhaps itâs worth revisiting, to give folks a glimpse into the life of a convention Gofer. Or to enable recognition of incipient volunteerism.
It all started on check-in day, the Thursday evening before Opening Day.
ED-209 from RoboCop looms menacingly.
Inauspiciously, my badge was not waiting at the check-in table; something had gone wrong with the printing, and it was queued up with several other reprint orders. That meant I had nothing to do for a half-hour or so. Rather than sit patiently, I roamed the halls. The week before, Iâd emailed a randomly-named staff address to ask about working as a go-fer, and the reply was fuzzy, but boiled down to stop-in-at-the-gopher-hole.  But where was this secret base?
Welcome to Baycon, Sponsored by Adipose Industries
Suffice to say, I failed to locate the base, but the search renewed my acquaintance with the layout of the Hyatt Regency & Santa Clara Convention Center. So I collected my program and newly reprinted badge
Proof Of Membership
& went home to rest up for the long weekend.
Paradoxically, my unfulfilled search actually made me more determined to find the secret lair and get involvedâŚonce things were up and running on Friday. The secret? The Gofer Hole owns one of the smaller meeting rooms in a relatively quiet zone (across the hall from the Bayshore Room at the Hyatt) but during the Con, itâs clearly flagged with artistic signage and new Gofers are welcome to stop in and sign up.
HAHAHAHA Got Badge!
Amazingly, Friday morning, they would even let this demented individual sign up:
Gofer Lesson of the Day: Donât give up, take advantage of âwastedâ time to learn something or, heck, catch some zâs.
When I post on the front page of my site, it has to be temporary, but it’s often goodies that I don’t want to trash, so I’m beginning a little practice of shifting the “old” content to a NEW blog post, maybe with a little bit of extra commentary. Skip it if you want, or not, whatever. This is the blog part of this page, it’s my playground and as long as I’m not hurting anybody, I can do whatever I want, right?
Like, right now, I’m listening to Travis music videos on YouTube. There are official ones and unofficial ones, and these guys are so menschy, they don’t worry about the unofficial ones, because fans love them, right? Besides, what does it make me want to do? It makes me want to go see if there’s an album of theirs I maybe don’t have yet. Marketing, kids.
The funniest one is a concert video where whoever has the camera skips real fast past the audience members closer to the band’s age and lingers on the fresh-faced youngsters. Well, it’s nice that younger people have discovered them, isn’t it?
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A few of my Travis CD’s. And yeah one’s a (legit) digital download that was a gift with Keane music on it, too.
All right then, here’s a nostalgic look at the front page that’s going away today:
Greetings, fellow star travellers! Big news!
Paper Angel Press has launched a new imprint devoted to science fiction and fantasy.
I’ve been waiting for months to say: you’ll now find my book at Water Dragon Publishing. Click the dragon and explore their new site.
Meanwhile … my newsletter launched successfully last month! Thanks to all who signed up here and through StoryOrigin. The newsletter comes out mid-month, with science news, story previews, writer-life chat, and just a little gaming stuff.
Learning by doing! I ran an experiment: subscriber pop-up vs static subscribe-here form. The pop-up wins, hands, down. Apparently, it’s just way more convenient. However, I can flip a switch so it only asks every so often. And I’m keeping the static forms on the contact and blog pages, for those who prefer that. Remember, if you’re on gmail, Google will tend to pipeline emails from new people into preset folders like “Promotions,” until you tell it not to.
What would you say if someone said, “Will you take this alien creature home and be responsible for it.”? Ansegwe says, “Yes.” Get the story in digital, audio, softcover, or hardback!
This first-contact story explores the challenges of communication between species–when neither side has a universal translator to rely on, when the alien in question is so odd most people would consider it an animal–not a person, and when accidents and misunderstandings get in the way.
Ansegwe’s a tagalong, a wannabe poet, and the pampered offspring of a rich, powerful family. When faced with the choice of leaving an injured alien creature to fend for itself in the wilds of a strange world, he makes decisions that force him to contend with his own failings–but also help him discover his mission in life.
Official Safety Notice for Poetry-Averse Readers: There are no actual poems in this book.
Now that you have all of your supplies ready, it’s time to guide your group through the construction of a model atom.
Start by handing out the marshmallows and ice-cream topping pieces. With younger participants, it can maintain focus if you mention that there are extra supplies for snacking on afterwards.
Start with the marshmallow. Most of an atom is empty space. And most of a marshmallow is nothing but air frothed into sugar. So this marshmallow represents the âemptyâ space of an atom. For older participants, you can encourage them to think of the sugar of the marshmallow as representing not only the energy that permeates what we call âemptyâ space but also the forces that hold the atom together.
For a very long time, the atom was believed to be more-or-less of uniform density, an amorphous mixture of tiny negative particles called electrons swirling around in a positively-charged “pudding.” In 1911, Ernst Rutherford and his team completed a series of experiments that shocked the physics community by revealing that most of the mass of an atom is concentrated in a tiny, central nucleus containing all of the positive charge. For our model, in honor of Rutherford, we’ll build a helium (He) atom, which has a nucleus containing two protons and two neutrons. (Much of Rutherford’s research focused on the alpha particle–which happens to be exactly the same as a helium nucleus.)
Let your dark-colored candies be protons and your light-colored candies be neutrons. (It doesn’t really matter, but textbooks often draw protons as dark dots and neutrons as white dots.)
Candy Nucleons
2 Neutron, 2 Protons
Using the wooden skewer or toothpick, drill a small hole in the side of the marshmallow. Now use the same toothpick or skewer to push those nucleons (a word which here means “candy pieces representing protons and neutrons”) into the center of the marshmallow.
Pathway for the Nucleus
1 Down, 3 To Go
This is a good time in the activity to stop lecturing and instead gather suggestions from the participants and sketch their ideas on a board if you have one, or to gather around some sketching paper for discussion purposes. You can expect to see pictures that look much like a planetary system, because thatâs the way the atom often (still!) is drawn in textbooks. You might have a knowledgeable participant who’ll shout out something like, “Shells! The electrons are in shells!” or “They’re in the Cloud!” Regardless, during the discussion, build on these volunteered suggestions to reach a description of the electrons as whirling around the nucleus in a cloud, going so fast that you canât really tell exactly where they are, only that you know roughly how far they are from the nucleus.
At this point, we have a positively charged ion, because we havenât added any electrons yet. A helium atom needs two electrons, negatively-charged particles, to balance out the two positively-charged protons. Once it was established that the positive charge is concentrated in the nucleus, where did researchers decide that the electrons belong?
Our helium atom’s two electrons do indeed share an electron âshellâ, a layer of electrons a known distance from the nucleus. So let’s put a very thin, energetic, sparkly shell around our atom.
Before setting up the shell supplies, pause to demonstrate the procedure. If you’re working with younger students, you may need to stress that everyone will get their turn. If the “mess” part of the activity is an issue, set up a protected area where the messy activity is OK and let the participants queue up to build their atoms in assembly-line fashion.
To create the âelectron shellâ skewer the marshmallow firmly on the wooden stick, then very briefly dunk it into the water, then tap off any excess water into the water container. Tapping off excess water is important, because otherwise the marshmallow can get soggy, which makes for a less-attractive candy atom.
Dunk
and un-dunk.
Each group needs a container with about a cup of water in it and another container with a packet of dry gelatin mix emptied into it. (For fun, choose a gelatin color in keeping with whatever events are ongoing, or a local sports team’s colors…anything to drive interest.)
Finally, gently swirl the damp marshmallow in the gelatin mix.
Adding the Electron Shell
Set the decorated marshmallows aside on a sheet of waxed paper or a plate.
Two Finished Helium Atoms
As time permits, participants can make other atomsâŚstuffing different numbers of protons or neutrons into marshmallows and adding a shell of electrons.
A group of authors affiliated with the San Francisco chapter of the Women’s National Book Association got together earlier this month to celebrate our pandemic-time publications. Oh, my goodness, what a variety! What awesome works.
Are you shopping for friends and family who arenât as committed to science fiction and fantasy as you are? Need some hot tips for books that will surprise and delight them with your confidence in stepping out from your own genre?
Here’s your directory, so you can jump to satisfy your target gift recipients’ desires. Each cover photo links to the relevant Amazon page. If you prefer to buy elsewhere, head for the author’s website.
Hungry for a story with deep African American and French connections? Sheryl J. Bize-Boutteâs Betrayal on the Bayou plunges the reader into 1854 Louisiana, where a young Parisian widower âsets off a twenty-eight-year chain of events that reveal the brutal truths of inequality, colorism, and betrayal.â Sherylâs blog is here. You’ll find she also teaches writing.
Russian history? The delights of Paris? Ballet? Does your gift recipient love any of these? Meet up with long-separated twins at the Ballet Russe, and hold your breath as to what will happen next, in Barbara Quickâs What Disappears. Visit Barbara at her website.
Thrillers and Mysteries
How about a deep, soul-searching, thrillerâŚ.head for Barbara Grahamâs What Jonah Knew, on the surface a story about mothers and sons, but one that delves into âmetaphysical questions about life and deathâand what happens in between.â Follow Barbara on her website.
From mothers and sons to a mothers and daughters, come to Sheri McGuinnâs newest book, Pegâs Story: Detours, which answers questions raised by the first book in this series, Running Away. Discover links between the stories as you follow Pegâs escape to a new lifeâonly to see her mistakes spiral âinto a life-changing series of events.â Catch up on Sheri’s website.
Contemporary Fiction
Do you want to share stories of real people finding their way through ordinary life? Stories set all over the country? Try Cynthia Gregoryâs What is Possible From Here, a collection exploring âthe nature of friendship and love, and the myriad ways we endeavor to make meaning in an unpredictable world.â You can also find her nonfiction book, Journaling as a Sacred Practice, through Cynthia’s website. If youâd like a hardcover copy of her collection, you can find it online at Barnes & Noble.
Looking for grounded contemporary womenâs fiction? Consider Kimberly Dredgerâs Begin Again. This novel takes you on a young widowâs journey, âas she struggles to re-enter life, enduring more loss and sadness on her way to ultimate empowerment.â To expand your collection, you might also pick up Kimberly’s anthology of essays, stories, and poetry, starting on her author page.
Memoir
How about a fabulous feminist travel memoir? Diane LeBowâs Dancing on the Wine-Dark Sea: Memoir of a Trailblazing Womanâs Travels, Adventures, and Romance takes you âdining with Corsican rebels and meeting a black stallion in a blizzard on the Mongolian steppes to assisting exiled Afghan women and savoring a love affair with an elegant French Baron.â Catch up with Diane on her website.
Full disclosure: I WON a copy of this book in the event giveaway, after listening to Diane give us more details about her story. Canât wait until it arrives, so I can follow the whole adventure.
For a blend of social justice history and memoir, look for Joan Lesterâs Loving Before Loving: A Marriage in Black and White, which takes the reader back in time. Youâll find a deeply personal story exploring racism, sexism, and marriage, through the lives of one couple: a memoir of love and life in the midst of the civil rights and womenâs rights movements. Get to know Joan through her website.
For an unflinching look into life in Maoâs China, and the impact on one girl, pick up Jing Liâs The Red Sandals: A Memoir, in which she shares her personal story of being the unwanted girl in a poverty-stricken family, her scholastic journey within the Chinese system, her transition to America, and growth as a teacher and writer. Learn more about Jing and her story here.
Through her dramatic memoir, Promenade of DesireâA Barcelona Memoir, Isidra Mencos uses her own story of learning to free herself from repression through books and salsa dance, to create a âsensual, page-turning coming-of-age story: Isidra evolves from a repressed Catholic virgin to a seductive Mata Hari.â Learn more about Isidra and her journey at her website.
For a heartwarming story of one personâs escape from the abuses of family and culture, follow Mytrae Melania. In her Brown Skin Girl: An Indian-American Womanâs Magical Journey from Broken to Beautiful, she shows how her journeyâŚthrough many trialsâŚbrought her to âfreedom, love, and the magic that finds you when you follow your heart.â Find more about her mission at her website.
Poetry
Shopping for someone who loves poetry? Travel? Birds? Lucille Lang-Dayâs Birds of San Pancho and Other Poems of Place deploys Lucilleâs wordsmithing to unveil her âvast curiosity, an intimate knowledge of flora and fauna, and a keen appreciation for the things of this worldâtravel, food, weather, the manifold creatures, love.â Follow Lucille at her website.
For âa merry-go-round of life experience in story-poems and social commentary full of spice and wisdom,â take a whirl with Dr. Jeanne Powellâs Deeply Notched Leaves. This 2021 collection will set your head spinning. Find more of Jeanneâs literary work at her website.
Books for Children and Parents
Looking for something fantastic for a young adult reader? Tricia Wagnerâs The Strider and the Regulus is the opening salvo in a three-volume series. âA starry-eyed boy. A cryptic map. A mythical treasure. What perils await in the chasing of dreams?â Get to know Tricia at her website.
My own 2022 release, The Smugglers, falls in this category. This LGBTQ-friendly story centers on an adolescent alien whoâll face changes in his worldâand herselfâas they rush to the rescue of an escaped animal. Written for children (middle grade readers and up) and their parents, the story shows us both the motherâs and the childâs point of view through this adventure.
Need a storybook for a young personâŚor do you just love those old traditional-style tales and beautiful illustrations of life in the Old Country? Maxine Schurâs The Peddlerâs Gift, illustrated by Kimberly Bulcken Root, is a new edition of the âwistful, moving tale of a boy who steals a toy from a foolish peddler only to discover heâs not so foolish after all.â Find more of Maxineâs books, including Finley Finds His Fortune, at her website.
Young readers (the 3-8-year-old set) on your gift list? I used to set up treasure hunts for my little brothersâŚso much fun. Here, Stephanie Wildmanâs Treasure Hunt, with art by Estafania Razo, takes three siblings on a search for wonders In their own home. For grownup reading, find Stephanie’s website to discover her book on the perils of privilege in America.
Another something sweet for the 8-and-unders, Karen Facianeâs The Sun and the Moonâs Big Idea, illustrated by Sierra Mon Ann Vidal, brings together the two most prominent âlightsâ in our sky⌠to celebrate âthe uniquely, wonderful person you were born to be.â Keep up with Karen on her author page.
Nonfiction
It’s that time of year, when people are looking for paths to self improvement, for personal well-being and creating moments of calm in this crazy world. Try out Elise Marie Collinsâ Chakra Tonics, Essential Elixirs for the Mind, Body, and Spirit. Yes, finally, a âlively information packed recipe book filled with positive life lessons based on the ancient Indian spiritual system, known as the Chakras.â Catch up to Elise via her contact tree.
Hereâs more nonfiction for personal wellbeing: Nita Sweeneyâs Make Every Move a Meditation: Mindful Movement for Mental Health, Well-Being, and Insight. Do you imagine meditation is all about sitting still or following strict formulas for movement? Nita teaches ways to understand meditation more deeply: âWhat if lifting weights, dancing, or walking across a room counted? What if you could make every move a meditation?â At her website, you can pick up a free handout.